The Beautiful and a Bungler

[size=24]This morning on the freeway to work,
I looked over to my left and there
was
a beautiful Woman
in a brand new Cadillac
doing 65 mph
with her
Face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner.

I looked
just away
for a couple seconds!
And when I looked back she was
halfway
over in my lane
with flashing signal,
still working on that makeup.


As a man,
I don't scare that easy.
But she scared the hell out of
me
that I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked
the breakfast of
donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying
to
straighten out the car
using my knees against
the steering wheel, it
knocked
my cell phone
away from my ear which fell
into the
coffee
between my legs,
splashed, and burned
my pride big Jim and the
twins balls,
ruined the damn phone, soaked my pants,
and disconnected an
important business call.

now who is the best drivers
women or men
????
looooooooooooooool